He told me this particular pattern was called "Happy Buddha". And wouldn't you know it--when I left the office, this is what I looked like:
My shoulders still seem a bit hunched up around my ears, but dang if I'm not a lot happier! (Hey, stop rubbing my stomach already.)
So now the activist homosexuals are utilizing skin pics (acu-porn-ture, if you will) to encourage us to practice deviant alternative medicine and embrace Buddhism. Don't be deceived, friends! My uncle is large, bald, and jolly, too, and he's still a good Republican heterosexual Christian who never takes his clothes off!
ReplyDeleteYes indeedy - acu-porn-ture. Come and get it. (Or should I say "git it?")
ReplyDeleteTell your uncle he should try it some time. All the best homersexual cowboys from down south are doing it!
Thanks for the laugh. I love it when people can poke fun at themselves (it saves the trouble of getting poked by others, I guess).
ReplyDeleteSo did the acupuncture work? do you feel better?
Hi Ninjanun...yup, the acupuncture actually did help quite a bit! But then I went and worked a total of 28 hours over 2 days and undid all of it. I wasn't a very happy Buddha those days. ;) Thanks for asking. And yes, I like poking fun at myself. But I leave the needles to Dr. Cheng.
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