I'm going to now illustrate this with a photo set of Max and Sophie (I'm thinking of turning this into a flip-book).










I've risen up and out of the ex-gay movement and have shaken off one lie at a time while embracing my innate wholeness and truth.
Question:and one more:
How can I get my cats to stop jumping on the countertops?
Answer:
STAPLE THEM TO THE FLOOR.
(there were many answers given by different people but that one made me spit my tea onto my keyboard)
Question:Which reminds me of a great bumper sticker I saw recently:
How can I get my cat to stop Meowing? We have had him since he was a kitten, He meows all the time and really never stops I don't want to hurt him in anyway, I have tryed smaking him on the butt and using a spray bottle filled with water but nothing has worked and he is still meowing
I do not understand why he is meowing all the time just for no reason cause he always has food & water filled up everyday
Answers:
You try not making one word for a day, and if you do, have some one slap yur dumb ass.
cats meow....what do you want him to do--bark?
maybe he is trying to tell YOU to shut up. You sound like a yapper yourself.......blah blah blah
As I read testimonials from gay and ex-gay people, I see a similar trend. Many were sexually abused as young children/adolescents. This must certainly cause people to question sex practices as they grow up, because their sexuality has been violated.
Also, guys and girls who grow up and don't fit the gorgeous "barbie and Ken" look, seek acceptance from peers anywhere they can find it. If someone from the same sex is going to love them for who they are, then they will gravitate to the love. We all want to be loved. Its just too bad that kids are so mean to one another, and the outward appearance is so important to teens. Like the skinny short guy who gets teased in high school. He figures he'll never get a date with girls, so as he grows up he gravitates to boys. We need to love and accept everyone as they are young so they don't have to go looking for love in other places.
It [hearing about a brain tumor] always makes me think of what Grandma H. used to say...if we were completely saddened and puzzled by someone's death. She would always say that when she was young, death was a part of life. She saw her own brother operated on - on the kitchen table of course, and he died there as well. He had diabetes and they knew enough to know he had a bad pancreas. Apparently that's what they were fishing for (with the soup ladle)...anyway, her point was that today, death surprises us. In the old days, it was almost inevitable and moods were good if you escaped it. Interesting perspective. Of course, that coming from the woman who insisted that Aunt Louise was kept alive by sugar water and she would have no such thing. So she made herself a no code in her living will...forever barring SUGAR WATER (really, a cure all for anything). Then she had a 'spell', no one did everything, and it pissed the hell out of her. My sister and I laughed about that for a week.
Grandma was quite a character. She wore these STURDY brown tie up shoes that had a heel that hit the wooden floor like a shot. And she was a sturdy woman. Very no nonsense and didn't allow laughing at the dinner table. Of course, she would look up from the head of the table where we would all be eating one of her sunday dinners...and say, "IS EVERYONE MAKING OUT?" which would send all of us teenagers into gales of laughter...which always made her say, "Enough of this nonsense". It's funny that my family has a sense of humor on either side.